Saturday, July 13, 2024

Wolfe’s Woofer: Tight Skirt


“Hey, Mr. Dennis.”
I turned around to see the lovely Tanya, who tends bar at one of Ambergris Caye’s best resorts.
“Hi, Tanya,” I said. “You’re dressed mighty fine for a bus trip.”
Tanya and I were standing in a tightly crowded line for the bus from Belmopan to Belize City.
“I had to go to a wedding rehearsal,” she said. “I’m gonna’ look my best when I’m around a bunch of other bridesmaids.”
As I started to board the bus she called, “Save me a seat.”
I found a seat and after a while she made her way down the aisle. She did not look happy.
“Are you O.K.?” I asked.
“Yes—I’m just embarrassed. I went to step up on the bus but I couldn’t lift my leg because my skirt was so tight. Finally, I reached around and unzipped it a little bit.”
“Did that solve the problem?”
“No. I still couldn’t reach the bus step so I reached around and unzipped it some more. It still wasn’t enough so I tried it again.”
“Let me guess,” I said. “Did you accidentally unzip it all the way?”
“No, but when I tried again the man behind me grabbed my butt and pushed me up onto the step. I was very angry and I said, ‘What do you think you’re doing, touching me when I don’t even know you?’”
“What did he say?”
“He said, ‘Miss, after you unzipped my pants three times, I figured you must know me very well.’”

Read more


Please help support Local Journalism in Belize

For the first time in the history of the island's community newspaper, The San Pedro Sun is appealing to their thousands of readers to help support the paper during the COVID-19 pandemic. Since 1991 we have tirelessly provided vital local and national news. Now, more than ever, our community depends on us for trustworthy reporting, but our hard work comes with a cost. We need your support to keep delivering the news you rely on each and every day. Every reader contribution, however big or small, is so valuable. Please support us by making a contribution.

Local News