Thursday, September 24, 2026

Wolfe’s Woofers

Wolfe’s Woofer: History

“If I studied history I could win arguments like the one that made me late tonight.”

Wolfe’s Woofer: Art Gallery

“Here’s a list of things for you to pick for me while you’re in town,” Sherry said, as I was leaving. “You must think I’m...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Fresh Water Catfish

“It’s hard to believe neither of you have ever eaten catfish,” I said. “Mr. Dennis, we from the island,” Mario said. “We never had no...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Foot Race

“Ah, you just getting old,” Mario said, for about the fifth time as I huffed and puffed.“You think so?” I asked. “I can still outrun you in a foot race.”

Wolfe’s Woofer: Artificial Intelligence

“I’m reading an article in a magazine about a company in Japan that works with artificial intelligence,” Melody said. We were having coffee on the...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Overheard

“You and Kirsten can handle alcohol a lot better than I can. I’ve come to the conclusion that tequila shots are bad for my legs.”

Wolfe’s Woofer: Hidden Talent

“It’s a hidden talent developed from years of playing poker,” Paul said. “I can read men like books. Most women, too.”

Wolfe’s Woofer: Inheritance

“Mr. Gilfoy, you had an uncle that you did not know of in England. He died last month and left you a sixty-thousand-pound inheritance.”