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Wolfe’s Woofer: Experience
“It sure did. It’s been six months since we started. Now, I’ve got fifty-thousand dollars and he’s got the experience.”
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Idiots
“I’m working with a bunch of idiots this week,” he said. “The foreman’s wife is sick, and he hasn’t been here for two days. Everybody but me is trying to be the leader, and nobody can decide on nothing.”
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Mistress
“Hello, Mr. Dennis,” Juan said. “I believe you know my wife.” I said, “I do. Good morning Doña Dolores.” Juan and his wife took a table...
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Special Gift
“Where’s Wood Leg?” Vernon asked. “I thought he was playing pool with us tonight.” “Don’t worry about Wood Leg Pedro,” Mario said. “He’ll always show...
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Child’s Play
“Oh, thank you so much,” Melody said, when I reached her house. “I hate to ask you to babysit but Davin is busy with...
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Show Business
I was sipping my morning coffee at a deck table of the Holiday Hotel when someone walked up to my table and said, “Hi,...
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Jaguar
Scary? Whew, you don’t know scary. One time I was walking down a path in the jungle around Caracol and a huge jaguar charged at me.”
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Talking Creole
“All of the kids in Belize do what they call talking Creole,” I told him. “I wouldn’t worry about it.”