Thursday, September 24, 2026

Wolfe’s Woofers

Wolfe’s Woofer: Hair Remover

“This is the only hair remover we have in stock right now,” she said. “But this one is especially strong.”

Wolfe’s Woofer: I Hate Parrots

“Oh, come on,” Sherry said. “We’re only going to be there for a little while.” “No!” I said. “I hate parrots. They’re noisy and rude...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Loud Music

“I finished my texting and looked around and everybody was staring at me. That’s when I found out that the loud music was coming from my headphones.”

Wolfe’s Woofer: A Good Provider

“Do you remember Dolores?” Sherry asked. “She’s the girl who used to work doing cleanup for me when I had the Monkey Bites Café.” “Yeah,”...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Close Call

“I wasn’t doing wrong,” Vernon said. “I was just talking to the girl, but Yolanda thought I was up to no good and gave...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Texas Breakfast

It was early in the morning as I was walking down the beach in front of Fido’s when I heard the unmistakable Texas drawl of Casey Moore calling to me from the deck.

Wolfe’s Woofer: The Maid

“Oh, no!” he said, when he got off the phone. “We’re having problems with our maid, Lupe, again.”

Wolfe’s Woofer: Marriage Advice

“Vernon says getting married changes your relationship if you don’t talk to each other a lot and listen to what each other has to say. Is that true?”