Thursday, September 24, 2026

Wolfe’s Woofers

Wolfe’s Woofers: Language

A guest tries to speak to Vernon, Juan and Mario, but there's a bit of a language barrier.

Wolfe’s Woofers: Horsepower

There are many ways to use horsepower...and a friendly Mennonite showed Wolfe how a single horse could move a car.

Wolfe’s Woofer: Birth Control

Juan is furious that his wife is on birth control pills...so furious in fact that he wants a divorce...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Spots

“You keep blinking them and every once in a while, you rub them. It ain’t them spots again is it?”

Wolfe’s Woofer: Pain

“Ah, it was nothing. I’ve had much worse pain than that.”

Wolfe’s Woofer: Griddle-clock

“That’s because it’s a talking griddle-clock.” He picked up a huge wooden mallet leaning against the wall and whacked the griddle as hard as he could. “Boi-i-i-ng!”

Wolfe’s Woofer: Weird Jobs

“I worked in a place even weirder than that when I was in the U.S.” Marlon said. “I was a bartender in Miami at...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Fishing Stories

“Me, too,” Mario told him. “I was fishing down by the bridge. “I fished off the municipal dock,” Vernon said. “I caught twelve nice snappers.”