Thursday, September 24, 2026

Wolfe’s Woofers

Wolfe’s Woofer: Marriage Stone

As we left the park the guide said, “You’ll notice the large smooth stone behind the fence near the exit. It is known locally as the Marriage Stone. Local Maya people swear that anyone who kisses it will meet their future mate within a short time.”

Wolfe’s Woofer: Hotel Maintenance

“I’m starting to get worried that they won’t make it,” Sherry said. “They’ll be here. Cruise ships are always on time,” I told her. We were...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Seasick

“I needed them, Mr. Dennis. I’m scared of boats but don’t get seasick unless I think about it. Now, you made me think of it so I’ll probably get sick.”

Wolfe’s Woofer: Math

“Thanks for the ride home, Mr. Dennis,” Mario said. “I would like to ask you one more favor, though.”

Wolfe’s Woofer: Delayed Reaction

Vernon’s wife, Yolanda, greeted Mario and I when we knocked on the door at Vernon’s house. She showed us to the bedroom where Vernon...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Seminar

“How was the seminar?” “We had to study and learn a lot of safety regulations but it was good.”

Wolfe’s Woofer: Retirement Gift

“The church board gave me a two-week vacation here in Belize as part of the retirement package.” “That’s a good retirement gift,” I said.

Wolfe’s Woofer: Eight Ball

Every Saturday evening at six o’clock I meet Mario, Juan and Vernon at the bar for our weekly Eight Ball challenge.