Wolfe’s Woofers
Wolfe’s Woofer: The World’s Greatest Memory
“This is Farmington, New Mexico,” the bus driver said. “All passengers disembark while we take a forty-five-minute stop for lunch.” Thirty-one years ago I was...
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Wood Leg Pedro
“Mario called while you were out,” Sherry said. “He wants you to hire one more worker to help him put up the fence in...
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Paddy McKaw
“You’re naked, old man. Put some clothes on.” “Are you talking to me?” Sherry called, from the kitchen. “No. It’s Paddy McKaw, that damn parrot again.” Three...
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Tracker
“What did you think of the Caracol ruins?” our tour guide, Andre, asked us. “It was amazing!” “Awesome!” “Astonishing!” The entire van load of twelve people had nothing...
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Get Rid OF Your Wife
As I took my seat at the taco stand I heard, “Hey, Mr. Dennis.” It was Mario, my sometimes yard man, and his friend Juan....
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Home Care
“Hello, Dennis speaking,” I said, when I answered the phone. “Mr. Dennis, it’s me - Consuela.” “Oh, hi, Consuela,” I said. “What did the doctor say...
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Longevity
“Hey, Mr. Dennis.” It was Mario, my sometimes yard man coming from the water taxi with a suitcase. He came up on the deck and...
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Free
“This is a nice place you have here,” I said to Rhayburn. “Yah, it’s a good little local bar,” he said. “I opened it twenty-four...