Wolfe’s Woofers
Wolfe’s Woofer: What’s for Dinner
“All right,” she said. “I’m ready to eat. Where’s my dinner?”
Wolfe’s Woofers
Wolfe’s Woofer: Shave And A Haircut
“Look. Here’s a barber shop with a sign in the window that says English Spoken Here. I could use a haircut.”
Wolfe’s Woofers
Wolfe’s Woofer: An Old Man’s Prayer
“Can you turn the music down? I like to pray before I eat and the music is very distracting.”
Wolfe’s Woofers
Wolfe’s Woofer: Hot Date
He asked me out to dinner and I know you had a date with him last month.
Wolfe’s Woofers
Wolfe’s Woofer: A Sure Thing
“Sir, I have no medicine for that so I’ll have to pay up. Here is a $1000 bill.”