Saturday, September 26, 2026

Wolfe’s Woofers

Wolfe’s Woofer: Speak Your Mind

“I don’t think I’m ever getting married,” John said. “What’s wrong? You can’t find the right girl?” I asked. “Oh, I’ve found the right girl dozens...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Circus Act

“Look at this,” I said to Sherry. “I got an email message from my old friend Fred back in the U.S. It says he...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Nightmares

“Do you want another bowl of chili?” Sherry asked. “Yes, but I don’t think I’ll have one,” I told her. “Why not? You don’t like it?” “I...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Stew Beans

Sherry and I had a discussion about beans recently. Sherry said, “I don’t cook beans for you because they give you gas. The last time...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Mime

“What?! You once worked as a mime?” I asked Brian. “I hate mimes.” I was sitting at a table on the deck at Fido’s drinking...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Faith Healing

“. . . and in the Mid-East there is tension in Syria as . . .” “Click.” “. . . and tonight on Ice Road Truckers...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Blind Date

“Do you know who would make a great couple?” Sherry asked. “No; I don’t,” I replied, “but I’ll bet you’re going to tell me.” She ignored...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Sunday Visitors

“Sherry!” Sherry came out of the kitchen saying, “What is it? What’s going on?” “I’m still in my underwear,” I said. “Can you see who’s knocking...