Wolfe’s Woofers
Wolfe’s Woofer: Blind Date
“Do you know who would make a great couple?” Sherry asked. “No; I don’t,” I replied, “but I’ll bet you’re going to tell me.” She ignored...
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Sunday Visitors
“Sherry!” Sherry came out of the kitchen saying, “What is it? What’s going on?” “I’m still in my underwear,” I said. “Can you see who’s knocking...
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Birth Rate
“Is this the water taxi to Belize City?” I asked. “It sure is,” the boat captain replied. “This is our new service from Dangriga to...
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Heavy Sleeper
“Captain, do you mind if I go on board and take a nap before the boat leaves?” I asked. The captain of the water taxi...
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Mexican Eggs
“A friend of mine works for a company that makes bowling balls,” Bruce said. “Twice a year I contract to pick up a load...
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Catch A Monkey
“What in hell was that? Was that a monkey?” I asked. “Of course, it was a monkey,” my friend Bob replied. “You’re in Costa Rica...
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Is The Beer Talking?
“Hey, Raul. How is it going?” “Oh, it’s going pretty good,” he said, “But when it’s going good that means I’m tired from tending bar.” We...
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Mexican Magician
“I’m taking Sandy to San Ignacio for the Mother’s Day weekend,” George said. “Their show this year features a magician from Mexico.” “I love magic,...