Saturday, September 26, 2026

Wolfe’s Woofers

Wolfe’s Woofer: Birth Rate

“Is this the water taxi to Belize City?” I asked. “It sure is,” the boat captain replied. “This is our new service from Dangriga to...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Heavy Sleeper

“Captain, do you mind if I go on board and take a nap before the boat leaves?” I asked. The captain of the water taxi...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Mexican Eggs

“A friend of mine works for a company that makes bowling balls,” Bruce said. “Twice a year I contract to pick up a load...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Catch A Monkey

“What in hell was that? Was that a monkey?” I asked. “Of course, it was a monkey,” my friend Bob replied. “You’re in Costa Rica...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Is The Beer Talking?

“Hey, Raul. How is it going?” “Oh, it’s going pretty good,” he said, “But when it’s going good that means I’m tired from tending bar.” We...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Mexican Magician

“I’m taking Sandy to San Ignacio for the Mother’s Day weekend,” George said. “Their show this year features a magician from Mexico.” “I love magic,...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Evolution

“Davin and I came over to borrow your saw,” Glen said. “We’re going to do some work on Melody’s art gallery.” “Where is Melody and...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Walking On Water

“I have no complaints about my kids,” I said. “They turned out to be a lot smarter than I ever thought they were.” “That boy...