Saturday, September 26, 2026

Wolfe’s Woofers

Wolfe’s Woofer: The Witness

“There’s nothing glamorous or exciting about being a lower court judge in Belize,” my friend Emilio, said. “As a matter of fact, I’m on...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Elephant

“Hello, sweetheart,” I said, answering my phone. “What’s up?” “Can you pick up Davin from school today for me?” Melody asked. I said, “Sure. That’s what...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Taxidermy

“Becky and I will be coming back in February,” my friend Bruce Anderson said, as we talked on the phone. “I want you to...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Tourist Economics

"This town is nice and quiet," I said to the hotel keeper, who also worked as the bartender. "Si," he said. "It is quiet because...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Priceless Antique

“Hey, Charlie,” I said. “I have to go to Belize City this week. You want to come along for the ride?” “Sure. Let’s go.” It only...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Cursing

“Are you taking Davin out for ice cream this week?’ Melody asked. “I thought I would pick him up from school on Thursday,” I told...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Skin Grafts

“Hey, John,” I said. “Pull up a chair and tell me how life is going up in Canada.” One of the nicest things about living...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Going Deaf

“Let’s go to Miglio’s for lunch,” Sherry said. “Amelia? Who is Amelia.” “Miglio. M-I-G-L-I-O,” she spelled. “Up at his resort at Ak’Bol. You know, we really...