Wolfe’s Woofers
Wolfe’s Woofers: Christmas Play
“I hear that Wyatt is going to be in a Christmas Play at his school,” I said. “Yeah,” Chris said. “That‘s what he tells me.” My...
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Wolfe’s Woofers: Words of Wisdom
“Ring!” “Hello, Dennis speaking.” “Dennis, this is your big sister.” “Geney, what’s up with you?” I asked. “Is everything going O.K. in West Virginia?” “Not really,” she said....
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Keep It Clean
Keep It CleanWhen the phone rang I picked it up and said, “Hello, Dennis speaking.” “Hey, Dennis. This is Bruce.” “It’s good to hear from you,”...
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Under Pressure
“Hey, Mike,” I said. “Are you flying the plane today?” “I sure am.” “I thought you weren’t piloting any more. Didn’t you get promoted to doing...
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Wolfe’s Woofers: Good Reason
Husband catches wife in bed with another man. There's a good reason - at least, the mother-in-law believes so.
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Wolfe’s Woofer: New Baby
“Where are you going?” Melody asked. “I’m going across the river,” I told her. “I have to take an amplifier to the repairman. Why are...
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Wolfe’s Woofers: The Complete Physical Exam
At the clinic I had to endure all kinds of humiliation while the doctor poked at me and prodded me.Finally, he said, “All right,...
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Panic Attack
Panic Attack“Hey, Mr. Dennis.” The speaker was Mario, who used to work for me doing carpentry when I was having the house built. “Hey, Mario. It’s...