Wolfe’s Woofers
Wolfe’s Woofer: Rough Night
“I had a rough night, Mr. Dennis,” he said, showing me one hand in a cast and three fingers of the other hand bound in bandages.
Wolfe’s Woofers
Wolfe’s Woofer: Wallpaper
“I’ve decided on the wallpaper I want for the kitchen,” Sherry said.
“Where are you buying it?”
“I’m ordering it from Amazon and having it sent...
Wolfe’s Woofers
Wolfe’s Woofer: The World’s Greatest Memory
“This is Farmington, New Mexico,” the bus driver said. “All passengers disembark while we take a forty-five-minute stop for lunch.”
Thirty-one years ago I was...
Wolfe’s Woofers
Wolfe’s Woofer: Wood Leg Pedro
“Mario called while you were out,” Sherry said. “He wants you to hire one more worker to help him put up the fence in...
Wolfe’s Woofers
Wolfe’s Woofer: Paddy McKaw
“You’re naked, old man. Put some clothes on.”
“Are you talking to me?” Sherry called, from the kitchen.
“No. It’s Paddy McKaw, that damn parrot again.”
Three...
Wolfe’s Woofers
Wolfe’s Woofer: Tracker
“What did you think of the Caracol ruins?” our tour guide, Andre, asked us.
“It was amazing!”
“Awesome!”
“Astonishing!”
The entire van load of twelve people had nothing...
Wolfe’s Woofers
Wolfe’s Woofer: Get Rid OF Your Wife
As I took my seat at the taco stand I heard, “Hey, Mr. Dennis.”
It was Mario, my sometimes yard man, and his friend Juan....
Wolfe’s Woofers
Wolfe’s Woofer: Home Care
“Hello, Dennis speaking,” I said, when I answered the phone.
“Mr. Dennis, it’s me - Consuela.”
“Oh, hi, Consuela,” I said. “What did the doctor say...
