Wednesday, June 24, 2026

Wolfe’s Woofers

Wolfe’s Woofer by Melody S. Wolfe – The Last Laugh, “An Ode to Wolfe Woofers”

Taking over my dad’s joke column, Wolfe Woofers, was an honor and, in my mind, a way to keep my father’s spirit alive. But the truth is, just like the island has grown, the style of writing he did belonged to a tiny little community back in the day, when everybody knew everybody. It was truly a special time. While many of those people still live here, many do not, and many are no longer even with us anymore.

Wolfe’s Woofer by Melody S. Wolfe: Helpful Dennis

The events and characters depicted in Wolfe's Woofers by Melody S. Wolfe are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The column is intended for satire and entertainment purposes only.

Wolfe’s Woofer by Melody S. Wolfe: Kids Keep Receipts?

The events and characters depicted in Wolfe's Woofers by Melody S. Wolfe are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The column is intended for satire and entertainment purposes only.

Wolfe’s Woofers by Meldoy S. Wolfe: “Early”

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Wolfe’s Woofer by Melody S. Wolfe: Still Running

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Wolfe’s Woofer by Melody S. Wolfe – The Accidental Inheritance

The events and characters depicted in Wolfe's Woofer by Melody S. Wolfe are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The column is intended for satire and entertainment purposes only.

Wolfe’s Woofer by Melody S. Wolfe – The Mother-In-Law Shuffle

The events and characters depicted in Wolfe's Woofer by Melody S. Wolfe are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The column is intended for satire and entertainment purposes only.

Wolfe’s Woofer by Melody S. Wolfe – Jake’s Efficiency Lesson

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Wolfe’s Woofer by Melody S. Wolfe: Spots and Whips

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Wolfe’s Woofer by Melody S. Wolfe – Sure Cure

The events and characters depicted in Wolfe's Woofer by Melody S. Wolfe are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The column is intended for satire and entertainment purposes only.

Wolfe’s Woofer by Melody S Wolfe: How to Please a Woman

The events and characters depicted in Wolfe's Woofer by Melody S. Wolfe are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The column is intended for satire and entertainment purposes only.