Sunday, August 9, 2026

Wolfe’s Woofers

Island Notes from A Woofer by Melody S Wolfe – The Problem Isn’t AI… We are.

Island Notes from a Woofer is a column by Melody Sanchez Wolfe, an artist, writer, wedding planner, entrepreneur, mother of three, and proud San Pedrana who notices a little too much and writes about it. Blending island life, culture, humor, nostalgia, community conversations, random observations, personal experiences, art, business, relationships, social commentary, and whatever else happens to wander through her beautifully chaotic neurodivergent brain that week, this column is part island diary, part storytelling, part open journal, and part love letter to San Pedro - the old, the new, the beautiful, the frustrating, and everything in between.

Wolfe’s Woofer by Melody S. Wolfe – The Last Laugh, “An Ode to Wolfe Woofers”

Taking over my dad’s joke column, Wolfe Woofers, was an honor and, in my mind, a way to keep my father’s spirit alive. But the truth is, just like the island has grown, the style of writing he did belonged to a tiny little community back in the day, when everybody knew everybody. It was truly a special time. While many of those people still live here, many do not, and many are no longer even with us anymore.

Wolfe’s Woofer by Melody S. Wolfe: Helpful Dennis

The events and characters depicted in Wolfe's Woofers by Melody S. Wolfe are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The column is intended for satire and entertainment purposes only.

Wolfe’s Woofer by Melody S. Wolfe: Kids Keep Receipts?

The events and characters depicted in Wolfe's Woofers by Melody S. Wolfe are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The column is intended for satire and entertainment purposes only.

Wolfe’s Woofers by Meldoy S. Wolfe: “Early”

The events and characters depicted in Wolfe's Woofers by Melody S. Wolfe are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The column is intended for satire and entertainment purposes only.

Wolfe’s Woofer by Melody S. Wolfe: Still Running

The events and characters depicted in Wolfe's Woofer by Melody S. Wolfe are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The column is intended for satire and entertainment purposes only.

Wolfe’s Woofer by Melody S. Wolfe – The Accidental Inheritance

The events and characters depicted in Wolfe's Woofer by Melody S. Wolfe are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The column is intended for satire and entertainment purposes only.

Wolfe’s Woofer by Melody S. Wolfe – The Mother-In-Law Shuffle

The events and characters depicted in Wolfe's Woofer by Melody S. Wolfe are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The column is intended for satire and entertainment purposes only.

Wolfe’s Woofer by Melody S. Wolfe – Jake’s Efficiency Lesson

The events and characters depicted in Wolfe's Woofer by Melody S. Wolfe are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The column is intended for satire and entertainment purposes only.

Wolfe’s Woofer by Melody S. Wolfe: Spots and Whips

The events and characters depicted in Wolfe's Woofer by Melody S. Wolfe are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The column is intended for satire and entertainment purposes only.

Wolfe’s Woofer by Melody S. Wolfe – Sure Cure

The events and characters depicted in Wolfe's Woofer by Melody S. Wolfe are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The column is intended for satire and entertainment purposes only.