Wolfe’s Woofers
Wolfe’s Woofer: Seasick
“Mr. Dennis! Mr. Dennis!”
As I struggled up the beach in a driving rain, I heard Mario calling to me from the water taxi dock.
“I...
Wolfe’s Woofers
Wolfe’s Woofer: Buttered Toast
“Do you want the toast buttered or dry?” she asked, as I sipped my coffee.
Wolfe’s Woofers
Wolfe’s Woofer: Just Like Mama
“Rafael, I saw your mama last week at the water taxi and we was talking,” Mario said. “She says you looking to get married.”
“Looking...
Wolfe’s Woofers
Wolfe’s Woofer: Bush Doctor
“A lot of Belizeans trust a bush doctor more than they trust a licensed medical doctor. Some of those guys have a lot of skills.”
Wolfe’s Woofers
Wolfe’s Woofer: My Mistake
“I’ve been going over the checkbook and I see you’ve made some mistakes with Mario’s pay,” Sherry said.
“How can that be? I don’t make...
Wolfe’s Woofers
Wolfe’s Woofer: Siamese Twins
“Good morning, sir.”
“Good morning, sir.”
As I sat drinking my coffee at a table on Fido’s deck a set of twins took the table next...
Wolfe’s Woofers
Wolfe’s Woofer: Even Trade
“What are you having, Mario?” I asked.
“Two garnaches and a tamale.”
My sometimes helper and I were eating lunch at Lupe’s at the big picnic...
Wolfe’s Woofers
Wolfe’s Woofer: Empathy
“I don’t understand how you could possibly forget my birthday,” Sherry said.
“It’s not that I forgot,” I told her. “I just didn’t remember it.”
She...
