Wolfe’s Woofers
Wolfe’s Woofer: The Maid
“Oh, no!” he said, when he got off the phone. “We’re having problems with our maid, Lupe, again.”
Wolfe’s Woofers
Wolfe’s Woofer: Marriage Advice
“Vernon says getting married changes your relationship if you don’t talk to each other a lot and listen to what each other has to say. Is that true?”
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Insurance
“I won! I got a lawyer, and we sued the insurance company of the man that ran me over. We went to court yesterday, and I got a check for $250,000.”
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Haircut
“Meet me at one o’clock for a late lunch at that restaurant by Brodie’s,” Sherry said. “If you have time, you need to get a haircut.”
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Mind Power
“I don’t like those grunt fish,” Linsford said. “They sound like they trying to talk and it gives me the creeps.”
“Don’t throw any of...
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Inventor
“8-Ball in the corner pocket,” Vernon said.
He took a nice, easy shot and won another five dollars from me.
“I’m here on time for a...
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Emergency
“There’s one right by that big mangrove,” Vernon said. “Stop the cart.”
When I stopped my golf cart Vernon got off to retrieve the coconut.
“Is...
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Scary Sounds
“I’ll tell you what the scariest sound in the world is. Have you ever heard somebody open a pocket knife—with their teeth?”
