Sunday, October 12, 2025

Wolfe’s Woofers

Wolfe’s Woofer: Bus Ride

“The thought of dying in a bus crash terrifies me,” Bob said. “Why didn’t we take a taxi back to Belize City?”

Wolfe’s Woofer: That Special Restaurant

“Sherry was telling me about this special restaurant that you and Becky go to once a week,” I said. “Becky claims those nights out are the reason you two get along so well.”

Wolfe’s Woofer: Job Interview

At the small hardware store in Belize City the owner saw me shopping and waved me into his office. When he got off the...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Jumping the Line

“No one in this country sells ordinary table lamps,” Sherry said. “There’s a new department store in Belize City that’s having a grand opening...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Fruits and Vegetables

“Did you try Mr. Francisco’s vegetable store?” I asked. “He always has the ones that are hard to get.” “I’m not driving that far just...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Language and Communication

“We’ve moved back to the island for good,” Julie said. “We left here because of the high prices but after a year we decided...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Eulogy

“I have to deliver the eulogy at a funeral this afternoon,” Tom said, “but after that I have two days free. I hoped we could do some fishing.”

Wolfe’s Woofers: Compliments

When compliments don't actually sound like one, it's best to find a way to one-up them!