Sunday, October 12, 2025

Wolfe’s Woofers

Wolfe’s Woofer: Stuck in Traffic

“Linsford is running late but he’ll be here,” Mario said. “That means Maria decided to let him go out for a change,” Vernon said. “She...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Memory and Mathematics

“My field of study is gerontology, the science of aging,” Mark said. “We’ve been researching how memory deteriorates with age.”

Wolfe’s Woofer: History

“If I studied history I could win arguments like the one that made me late tonight.”

Wolfe’s Woofer: Art Gallery

“Here’s a list of things for you to pick for me while you’re in town,” Sherry said, as I was leaving. “You must think I’m...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Fresh Water Catfish

“It’s hard to believe neither of you have ever eaten catfish,” I said. “Mr. Dennis, we from the island,” Mario said. “We never had no...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Foot Race

“Ah, you just getting old,” Mario said, for about the fifth time as I huffed and puffed.“You think so?” I asked. “I can still outrun you in a foot race.”

Wolfe’s Woofer: Artificial Intelligence

“I’m reading an article in a magazine about a company in Japan that works with artificial intelligence,” Melody said. We were having coffee on the...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Overheard

“You and Kirsten can handle alcohol a lot better than I can. I’ve come to the conclusion that tequila shots are bad for my legs.”