Wolfe’s Woofers
Wolfe’s Woofers: Magic Cenote
“Sure, but you must be very careful,” Tico said. “This cenote is part of an underground stream with a strong current. If you fall in, it will carry you away.”
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Wolfe’s Woofers: Language
A guest tries to speak to Vernon, Juan and Mario, but there's a bit of a language barrier.
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Wolfe’s Woofers: Horsepower
There are many ways to use horsepower...and a friendly Mennonite showed Wolfe how a single horse could move a car.
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Birth Control
Juan is furious that his wife is on birth control pills...so furious in fact that he wants a divorce...
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Spots
“You keep blinking them and every once in a while, you rub them. It ain’t them spots again is it?”
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Griddle-clock
“That’s because it’s a talking griddle-clock.”
He picked up a huge wooden mallet leaning against the wall and whacked the griddle as hard as he could.
“Boi-i-i-ng!”
