Sunday, October 12, 2025

Wolfe’s Woofers

Wolfe’s Woofer: What Did You Do Today?

I said, “I don’t know, Vernon, Yolanda might not like the idea of me showing up at your house for dinner without telling her ahead of time.”

Wolfe’s Woofer: Insurance

“Let’s take a break from discussing insurance and test some of Sherry’s baking,” I said to Mr. Espinosa. Thursday is Sherry’s baking day. She hires...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Engagement

“How is Sylvia doing?” Sherry asked. “Like most twenty-year-old girls,” Señora Morales said. “All she thinks about is that boyfriend Ralph and getting married.” Sherry doesn’t...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Economics

“We already missed two hours of fishing,” Vernon said. “I don’t think we ought to wait any longer for Mario and Linsford.” “Yeah,” Juan said,...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Forgive Your Enemies

“It’s time for you to do your good deed for the year,” Sherry said to me. “What do you mean by that?” My mission, as Sherry...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Keeping the Peace

“Has anybody seen Linsford lately?” Mario asked. “Not me,” Moses said, as he missed sinking the 5 ball in the side pocket of the pool...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Umbrellas

“Stop! Thief! Thief!” As I walked out of the restaurant a stout angry lady ran behind me shouting and pointing. I had picked up her...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Prayer

“Grayson, no fighting in school,” Melody said, “O,K, Ma, Bye, Grandpa.” “Bye, sweet boy,” I said, as Grayson ran into the yard of the ABC pre-school. “I...