Wolfe’s Woofers
Wolfe’s Woofer: Jaguar
Scary? Whew, you don’t know scary. One time I was walking down a path in the jungle around Caracol and a huge jaguar charged at me.”
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Talking Creole
“All of the kids in Belize do what they call talking Creole,” I told him. “I wouldn’t worry about it.”
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Hair Remover
“This is the only hair remover we have in stock right now,” she said. “But this one is especially strong.”
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Wolfe’s Woofer: I Hate Parrots
“Oh, come on,” Sherry said. “We’re only going to be there for a little while.”
“No!” I said. “I hate parrots. They’re noisy and rude...
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Loud Music
“I finished my texting and looked around and everybody was staring at me. That’s when I found out that the loud music was coming from my headphones.”
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Wolfe’s Woofer: A Good Provider
“Do you remember Dolores?” Sherry asked. “She’s the girl who used to work doing cleanup for me when I had the Monkey Bites Café.”
“Yeah,”...
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Close Call
“I wasn’t doing wrong,” Vernon said. “I was just talking to the girl, but Yolanda thought I was up to no good and gave...
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Texas Breakfast
It was early in the morning as I was walking down the beach in front of Fido’s when I heard the unmistakable Texas drawl of Casey Moore calling to me from the deck.