Saturday, May 4, 2024

Wolfe’s Woofers

Wolfe’s Woofer: Engagement

“How is Sylvia doing?” Sherry asked. “Like most twenty-year-old girls,” Señora Morales said. “All she thinks about is that boyfriend Ralph and getting married.” Sherry doesn’t...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Economics

“We already missed two hours of fishing,” Vernon said. “I don’t think we ought to wait any longer for Mario and Linsford.” “Yeah,” Juan said,...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Forgive Your Enemies

“It’s time for you to do your good deed for the year,” Sherry said to me. “What do you mean by that?” My mission, as Sherry...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Keeping the Peace

“Has anybody seen Linsford lately?” Mario asked. “Not me,” Moses said, as he missed sinking the 5 ball in the side pocket of the pool...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Umbrellas

“Stop! Thief! Thief!” As I walked out of the restaurant a stout angry lady ran behind me shouting and pointing. I had picked up her...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Prayer

“Grayson, no fighting in school,” Melody said, “O,K, Ma, Bye, Grandpa.” “Bye, sweet boy,” I said, as Grayson ran into the yard of the ABC pre-school. “I...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Bus Ride

“The thought of dying in a bus crash terrifies me,” Bob said. “Why didn’t we take a taxi back to Belize City?”

Wolfe’s Woofer: That Special Restaurant

“Sherry was telling me about this special restaurant that you and Becky go to once a week,” I said. “Becky claims those nights out are the reason you two get along so well.”