Wolfe’s Woofers
Wolfe’s Woofer: Who Do I Look Like?
"I don’t usually acknowledge my joke source in my columns because a lot of different people send me the same jokes. This one is special, though. It was told to me over twenty years ago by Celi Jean. It’s still one of my favorites." Dennis Wolfe
Wolfe’s Woofers
Wolfe’s Woofer: Mind Reader
“Swimming naked is a pretty foolish idea,” Sherry said when I told her my story.
“I didn’t plan to do anything embarrassing when I left...
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Tight Skirt
“Hey, Mr. Dennis.”
I turned around to see the lovely Tanya, who tends bar at one of Ambergris Caye’s best resorts.
“Hi, Tanya,” I said. “You’re...
Wolfe’s Woofers
Wolfe’s Woofer: Who Is It?
“I don’t know what to do,” Father Michael said to me. “I usually teach religion here at the school but I also have to...
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Halloween Costume
“Did you enjoy the Halloween party?” I asked Nicole.
“You wouldn’t believe how much,” she said.
Ed and Nicole were supposed to meet me at my...
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Who Said?
“Here’s the coffee,” Mario said, handing me a cup. “And I got us some johnny cakes. They were sold out of meat pies.”
Mario and...
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Wolfe’s Woofer: Thunder
“Will you pick up some plant food while you’re downtown?” Sherry asked. “It’s for those tomato plants I’ve been raising in the clay pots....
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Wolfe’s Woofer: What Pa Did
“You and Mario put the beer in the big cooler out back,” Yolanda said to me. “Vernon went to his boat for some smoked...
