Sunday, October 12, 2025

Wolfe’s Woofers

Wolfe’s Woofer: Hidden Talent

“It’s a hidden talent developed from years of playing poker,” Paul said. “I can read men like books. Most women, too.”

Wolfe’s Woofer: Inheritance

“Mr. Gilfoy, you had an uncle that you did not know of in England. He died last month and left you a sixty-thousand-pound inheritance.”

Wolfe’s Woofer: Experience

“It sure did. It’s been six months since we started. Now, I’ve got fifty-thousand dollars and he’s got the experience.”

Wolfe’s Woofer: Idiots

“I’m working with a bunch of idiots this week,” he said. “The foreman’s wife is sick, and he hasn’t been here for two days. Everybody but me is trying to be the leader, and nobody can decide on nothing.”

Wolfe’s Woofer: Mistress

“Hello, Mr. Dennis,” Juan said. “I believe you know my wife.” I said, “I do. Good morning Doña Dolores.” Juan and his wife took a table...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Special Gift

“Where’s Wood Leg?” Vernon asked. “I thought he was playing pool with us tonight.” “Don’t worry about Wood Leg Pedro,” Mario said. “He’ll always show...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Child’s Play

“Oh, thank you so much,” Melody said, when I reached her house. “I hate to ask you to babysit but Davin is busy with...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Show Business

I was sipping my morning coffee at a deck table of the Holiday Hotel when someone walked up to my table and said, “Hi,...