Monday, October 13, 2025

Wolfe’s Woofers

Wolfe’s Woofer: The Collar

“I couldn’t help notice you staring at my collar all evening. Am I right?”

Wolfe’s Woofer: The Money Drop Game

O.K. Here we go,” Mario announced. “We’re playing the money drop game. I’ll start.”

Wolfe’s Woofer: Eat Healthy

“Mr. Tom,that fried chicken, and fries ain’t healthy for you,” Juan said. “You need to be eating something like the rest of us is eating.”

Wolfe’s Woofer: Disagreement

“What are you having today, Mr. Wolfe?” “Make it a Lighthouse beer.”

Wolfe’s Woofer: Let Me Help You

“I thought you were going to see Bruce and Becky this morning,” Sherry said. “I’m going right now,” I told her. “I’m almost finished putting...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Gone Fishing

We can fish off the dock until the water taxi passes and then we’ll send somebody for gas.

Wolfe’s Woofer: Twick or Tweet

As she smiled up at me she opened her bag and once again said, “Twick or tweet.”

Wolfe’s Woofer: Lightning

“Lighting does strike twice in the same place. My Uncle Freddy got struck by lightning twice.”