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Wolfe's Woofer

Wolfe’s Woofer: Coincidence

“I’ll have a beer,” I told the bartender. Since I had to stay overnight in Belize City, I had treated myself to the Ramada Princess...

Wolfe’s Woofer: How to Fly

“Close the windows before you come to bed,” Sherry said. “That thunderstorm is going to break any minute.” “I’ll close them when I finish taking...

Wolfe’s Woofer: A Little Bit

“How is the new baby?” I asked Romy. I was having coffee on the deck at the Holiday Hotel when Romy joined me at my...

Wolfe’s Woofer: A Good Reason

“That was Vernon on the phone,” I said to Sherry. “He swears he’s leaving Yolanda for good this time. He wants me to bring...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Efficiency

“Ah, Dennis Wolfe. I figured you’d be out here drinking coffee.” “Hey, Archie,” I said. “How is business?” Archie is the managing partner of a builder’s...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Who Do I Look Like?

"I don’t usually acknowledge my joke source in my columns because a lot of different people send me the same jokes. This one is special, though. It was told to me over twenty years ago by Celi Jean. It’s still one of my favorites." Dennis Wolfe

Wolfe’s Woofer: Mind Reader

“Swimming naked is a pretty foolish idea,” Sherry said when I told her my story. “I didn’t plan to do anything embarrassing when I left...

Wolfe’s Woofer: Tight Skirt

“Hey, Mr. Dennis.” I turned around to see the lovely Tanya, who tends bar at one of Ambergris Caye’s best resorts. “Hi, Tanya,” I said. “You’re...